Dental Hygiene Enthusiast Pillows

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

Lifetime Achievement Awards

Walrus Dentures

"Your teeth are fine. However, your breath..."

Man using electric toothbrush loses his teeth.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'Got to change denture creams.'

"Which toothbrush is mine? The red or the green? I can never remember, Nelly?"

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Floss Street Vendor

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Please point out the problem tooth."