Dental Hygiene Enthusiast Prints

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'I think the dentist recommended brushing between meals dear, not courses.'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

Lifetime Achievement Awards

Walrus Dentures

Rudy, how many times per day do you brush your teeth? Four, when you average it out over a week. But that's only because I don

"Your teeth are fine. However, your breath..."

Man using electric toothbrush loses his teeth.

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

'Got to change denture creams.'

"Which toothbrush is mine? The red or the green? I can never remember, Nelly?"

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I still have all my own teeth.'