Tooth Care Aficionado Prints

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Would you like to get an electric toothbrush?"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Air Dentistry

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'