Tooth Care Aficionado Gifts

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Would you like to get an electric toothbrush?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Here's my dental insurance card. Sorry. Twig had a visit within the last 6 months. This one's not covered. That was a check-up. This is an emergency. How about Twig's chipped tooth? Your policy doesn't cover cosmetic problems. Now I get it! My insurance is cosmetic. Have a nice day!

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Air Dentistry

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'