Dental Enthusiast Gifts

Floss-ty the Snowman.

"If you really know what your doing...why do you need to practice?"

'By golly, this cavity is so deep I'll have to get at it through your ear...just kidding!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'Wanna hear a real funny joke?' 'Let me brace myself!'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

"I hear your fix choppers."

'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'

'This dentist office is equipped with all the latest extraction technology...and that's just our billing department!'

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

No teeth.

'Dentristry medicine.'

Cosmetic dental surgery.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'I think I got carried away with my ultra-deluxe, high-powered, jet-propelled, hydraulic-pneumonic water pick.'

Mental Floss.

"As soon as this baby fires up, no more toothache!"

Toothbrush van crashing into a toothpaste van.

'Yeah, that's a cavity ... now, onto other business.'

'Sure, I can give you back your winning smile. Call me when you win the lottery.'

Toothless Meal

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Mrs. Widget, you're going to have to stop talking. I'm not very good at hitting a moving target."

"I wash my teeth came out like Grammie's....it sure would make it a lot easier to brush them!"

"Well Done!"

"Oh god Zilla, you have a person stuck in your teeth."

"Say, 'ah' as I point out the social perils of insufficient oral hygiene."

"Give 'em all the corn they want. They'll have to go back to England for dental floss!"

"Do you have dental, Mr. O'Lantern?"

"Besides 'great molars' what else are you looking for in an employer?"

'And to my brother, all my spare brushes, for getting between gaps in teeth.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"That'll just fix itself."

"Whoa...who did your bridgework?"