Dentistry Enthusiast Gifts

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Air Dentistry

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.