Dentistry Fan Gifts

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Air Dentistry

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"Trust me, the best beauty tip is to get a good toothpaste and brush your teeth twice a day: it will keep you looking young. . ."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.