Dental Beauty Fan Gifts

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Toothless Meal

Hairstyles

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

Dentists who do appendectomies.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'Dentristry medicine.'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'As a matter of fact, I do prefer red wine to white. How did you ever guess?'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

Holstein spotting kit.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

'I love this place. Who else provides the little birdies to clean our teeth!'

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

An evolutionary turning point.

Lipstick hiccups

Dentist.

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'