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Avon Cosmetics - Ding Dong

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Too much concealer?"

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Woman applying makeup

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

New Shades 2020

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

A grave with an array of beauty products

"Yes, it was tested on rabbits and they simply adored it."

"Honestly Xanthe. You really need to start spending more on the lipsticks you lend me."

"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."

An Eyeliner.

'...and then one night he saw me without any makeup.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

"Might be a good idea to lighten up on the mascara hun'."

Puffin applying makeup to its beak (to attract a mate).

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."