Cosmetics Fan Gifts

Holstein spotting kit.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Lipstick hiccups

Lesser known greek gods,

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

The entire family

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."