Cosmetics Fan Pillows

Holstein spotting kit.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Lipstick hiccups

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

"Breast implants, filler and botox for your missus doesn't fulfill our home improvements criteria."

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

Cut out and keep your own Make up Artist.