Humane Cosmetics Fan Pillows

'If it has to be animal testing - get into cosmetics.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Overkill, dude."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

The entire family

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

'Silicone implant ward.'

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

Holstein spotting kit.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

'No, we don't do any animal testing, but don't rule out a pop quiz once in a while.'

Lipstick hiccups

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

'No harm came to any of these animals during cosmetic testing, unless you count their libidos.'