Quirky Beauty Fan Gifts

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Jarvis Cocker

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Antler Buzzers.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

She was always an introvert.

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Magic mushroom

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Dang clip ons!

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"Fruit of the Loon"

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.