Quirky Beauty Fan Gifts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Antler Buzzers.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Magic mushroom

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

"It's our most effective diet plan - Hugo, here, follows you around with a stomach pump!"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Fruit of the Loon"

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Titan Arum