Beauty Treatment Fans Gifts

'I saved for months, but I can now afford to have a pedicure...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Hairstyles

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

Holstein spotting kit.

An evolutionary turning point.

Lipstick hiccups

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

'Jungle hair.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

"And she's had her tentacles waxed."

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

"My hair is taking too long to grow so let's shorten my face."

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

Toast Tanning

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

Avon Cosmetics - Ding Dong