Haircare Fans Gifts

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Deer Barber

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Dying your hair red at home

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"You've got some beard in your food."

"No?"

An evolutionary turning point.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Shampoo School. Lather and rinse. Excuse me, could you repeat that?

"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."

Follow Your Quiff

Comedy, Tragedy, Beardy

"I'm just sayin', Rapunzel, maybe you shouldn't be using that volumizing shampoo!"

World Records Office.