Hair Styling Fan Gifts

"No?"

Happy Mother's Day. While you were asleep, I did your make-up and Sis did your hair

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

Princess

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Tortoise polishing his shell

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Dying your hair red at home

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"You've got some beard in your food."

Follow Your Quiff

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'