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Deer Barber

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Beer

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

Universal Movie Awards. We've seen celebrities from the biggest starts to the brilliant meteorites arriving here at the Universal Movie Awards. There's a moon who is up for a supporting role award, and the Perseid meteor shower, which is nominated for special effects. And there's Mars, blending right into the red carpet. They all better hurry inside and take their seats. The show is about to start with the Best Picture Award. They're starting with the Best Picture Award? Of course! Out h

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

Dying your hair red at home

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Follow Your Quiff

"You've got some beard in your food."

"No?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.