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Deer Barber

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Dying your hair red at home

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Follow Your Quiff

"You've got some beard in your food."

"No?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.