Hair Extension Fan Pillows

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Was that the sensitive spot you were telling me about?"

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Dying your hair red at home

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

Massage Mushroom Cloud

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Follow Your Quiff

"No?"

"You've got some beard in your food."