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"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Deer Barber

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"Please turn your head and coiffe."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Dying your hair red at home

"You've got some beard in your food."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Follow Your Quiff

An evolutionary turning point.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

'Now he's just showing off -he's giving it a light perm, too.'

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Jungle hair.'