Hair Care Fan Pillows

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

Deer Barber

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Dying your hair red at home

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

"You've got some beard in your food."

Follow Your Quiff

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Jungle hair.'