Hair Transformation Fan Pillows

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Dying your hair red at home

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You've changed."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.