Hair Restoration Fan Pillows

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Budget Toupees.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"I told you she'd had some work done."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Dying your hair red at home

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

"No?"

"You've got some beard in your food."

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

"You end up with the face you can afford."