Hair Restoration Fan Pillows

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Budget Toupees.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Beer

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Dying your hair red at home

"You've got some beard in your food."

"No?"

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

World Records Office.

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."