Hair Care Fans Pillows

'Jungle hair.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

Beer

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Loved Jamaica!"

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

Dying your hair red at home

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Follow Your Quiff

"You've got some beard in your food."

An evolutionary turning point.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

'Now he's just showing off -he's giving it a light perm, too.'

Dad, if there was a hair fairy, you'd be rich."

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

Budget Toupees.