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'Jungle hair.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Deer Barber

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Beer

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Loved Jamaica!"

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

Dying your hair red at home

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

"You've got some beard in your food."

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

Follow Your Quiff

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

An evolutionary turning point.

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

Budget Toupees.

'Do you mind if I grow a beard?' 'Okay. As long as you don't wear it in the house.'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'