Hair Care Fan Gifts

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Curling your hair for no reason

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Tortoise polishing his shell

Deer Barber

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Recruit Depot - Barber. That barber is fast! He knows a short-cut!

Beer

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Dying your hair red at home

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"No?"

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"You've got some beard in your food."

Follow Your Quiff

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.