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'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Deer Barber

Clock Tower Shadow

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

He'll do your hair afterward if you ask nicely.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

Dying your hair red at home

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"Here, have one on me."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

"No?"

An evolutionary turning point.

"You've got some beard in your food."

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Body Hair Club For Men

A man with a unibrow sneezes and the unibrow becomes his moustache.

Budget Toupees.

World Records Office.

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'