Grooming Fan Gifts

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

"Absolutely not!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Hairstyles

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Clock Tower Shadow

"You must be new around here, pardner."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Barber of Seville

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Oh, no, not the messy hair bun!"

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

"Sorry I'm late. Had to floss."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."