Quirky Animal Grooming Fan Gifts

Hare Dryer.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Phoenix

Antler Buzzers.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Deer Cross Dressing.

The next damn Batman.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Hairstyles

Clock Tower Shadow

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Fruit of the Loon"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Here, have one on me."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Kangaroo in a plane.

I'm terrified of clown fish.

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Atomic Bear: Part 3

Meerkows.

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

Body Hair Club For Men

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.