Quirky Animal Grooming Fan Mugs

Hare Dryer.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Phoenix

Antler Buzzers.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Hairstyles

The next damn Batman.

Clock Tower Shadow

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Fruit of the Loon"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Here, have one on me."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

"Oh, stop complaining—you know she's terrified of the nail clippers."

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

An evolutionary turning point.