Grooming Fans Mugs

An evolutionary turning point.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Clock Tower Shadow

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

The wool club for mammoths.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Barber of Seville

Time to trim the eyebrows!

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

Vain dog

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

Walrus Grooming.

'D'you moisturise?'