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Body Hair Club For Men

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

wattle covers

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"So, how do you want it?"

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Two men in barber shop

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Beard fails

Hairstyles

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Clock Tower Shadow

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The wool club for mammoths.

Moses as a teenager

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'He's a goatee herder.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'