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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Two men in barber shop

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"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Beard fails

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Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Clock Tower Shadow

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Moses as a teenager

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'He's a goatee herder.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"She has your soul patch."