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"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'I hope you like it.'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

Shaving Blades

"You look so different without your beard!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Beard fails

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

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Two men in barber shop

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Clock Tower Shadow

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

The wool club for mammoths.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Moses as a teenager

Time to trim the eyebrows!

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."