Male Grooming Enthusiast Pillows

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

"So, how do you want it?"

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'I hope you like it.'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

Shaving Blades

"You look so different without your beard!"

"Absolutely not!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Beard fails

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Two men in barber shop

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Clock Tower Shadow

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Moses as a teenager

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.