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'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Absolutely not!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Two men in barber shop

Beard fails

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'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Clock Tower Shadow

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

The wool club for mammoths.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Moses as a teenager

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'Just the usual, thanks.'