Men's Grooming Fanatics Pillows

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Absolutely not!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Sheep In Curlers

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Beard fails

Two men in barber shop

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Clock Tower Shadow

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Moses as a teenager

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The wool club for mammoths.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."