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"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"Absolutely not!"

Sheep In Curlers

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"So, how do you want it?"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Beard fails

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Two men in barber shop

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Clock Tower Shadow

Moses as a teenager

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The wool club for mammoths.

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

'He's a goatee herder.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'