Grooming Fanatic T-Shirts

Dress their passion with our grooming fanatic t-shirts—comfortable, stylish, and printed with clever slogans that celebrate their love for grooming.

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"Notice anything different about me?" mockup

"Notice anything different about me?"

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"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication." mockup

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

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Lesser known greek gods,

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"Absolutely not!"

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"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you." mockup

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

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"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours." mockup

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

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'Straight eye for the queer guy.' mockup

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

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Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine. mockup

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

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'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.' mockup

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

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"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?" mockup

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

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In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital. mockup

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

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'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.' mockup

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

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"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . " mockup

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

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"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!" mockup

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

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The wool club for mammoths.

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"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?" mockup

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

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Wash and Go...to hell...

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'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!' mockup

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

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Hedgehog/Punk Romance

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"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor." mockup

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

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Time to trim the eyebrows!

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"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer." mockup

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

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'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...' mockup

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

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'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.' mockup

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

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Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit. mockup

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

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“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..” mockup

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

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"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?" mockup

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

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The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime. mockup

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

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Bad Hair Day

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"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

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'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.' mockup

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

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Lion with hair straighteners.

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Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.' mockup

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

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'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.' mockup

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

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"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..." mockup

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

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Grooming Fanatic T-Shirts Collection

Grooming Fanatic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for grooming fanatics—funny, quirky, and perfect for keeping their coffee game strong.

Grooming Fanatic Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows featuring grooming motifs—great for sprucing up any room with personality.

Grooming Fanatic Prints

Decorate with our grooming-inspired prints—beautiful, humorous art that celebrates style and self-care.