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"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

The barber

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Moses gives his wife split ends

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'