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"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

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'Do you mind if I rake it through first, sir?'

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"Well, you have been busy."

'We're combing the area and looking for clues...'

"Igor, you fool! You've brought me a shampoo for abnormal hair!"

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

The Visit of the Jojoba Witnesses

Combs

'I love your new perm, Marlene! It's a lot tighter this time.'

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

"That is just a little off the top. The rest was the domino effect."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sheep In Curlers

"Nice haircut."

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Missing my hair.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

The barber

Two men in barber shop

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

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GURLERS

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'