Haircare Aficionado Gifts

"I think you've got too much moose in your hair."

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

'Do you mind if I rake it through first, sir?'

"How recently did you switch from dog groomer to hair stylist?"

"Well, you have been busy."

'We're combing the area and looking for clues...'

'I should have known! When you capture a merchantmen called the 'Videl Sassoon'.'

"Igor, you fool! You've brought me a shampoo for abnormal hair!"

'This is going to be a lot more difficult now you've had that makeover.'

The Visit of the Jojoba Witnesses

Combs

'I love your new perm, Marlene! It's a lot tighter this time.'

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

"Oh, crap. Hat hair again."

"That is just a little off the top. The rest was the domino effect."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Sheep In Curlers

"Nice haircut."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Missing my hair.

The barber

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Two men in barber shop

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Moses gives his wife split ends

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Georgian head-dress