Haircare Enthusiast Gifts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

The split end is near.

'What are you complaining about? You washed it, it went.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your hair so I can use a little lightener to bring out highlights and a conditioner to give it rich full body!'

Hair restorer/Hair remover.

'I've been trialling that new stem cell rub on hair restorer. The good news is, it works...'

"With our patented technolgy, you'll be able to keep your leaves year-round."

Snow-Flaky Scalp.

Static caravan.

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Cistercian 2000

'I still don't understand how curling my hair will make it stay on my head forever.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Gel!

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'I do sometimes bleach my hair, it's the only way I can get it clean!'

'Something for your weak end, Sir?'

Styling gel/styling wax/styling mousse

"'Adds body and fullness.' Maybe it's this conditioner and not my diet that's the problem."

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Invented the wheel!? What we need is a comb!"

"Remember gentlemen. Hair loss equals job loss."

Your hats off! Salon now open

"What's the best cure for dandruff?"

"It's up to you son. . . a haircut or a flea collar!"

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Could you explain split ends to me?"

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

"I actually find my hair more manageable if I don't wash it for a few days.''

Will Work 4 Conditioner

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.