Haircare Lover Gifts

The Cold Side of Pillow

Medusa watching TV ad: 'This major breakthrough in haircare technology actually detangles troublesome locks.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Bad hair day!

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

The barber

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"