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Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"How come no one told me we got a brand-new hair dryer!"

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Have you been using that Green Shampoo again, Henry?"

"...and right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The barber

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head