Haircare Fanatic T-Shirts

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"How come no one told me we got a brand-new hair dryer!"

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Have you been using that Green Shampoo again, Henry?"

"...and right after I noticed the bald spot, I started having trouble with my peripheral vision."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'More hair than brains.'

The barber

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."