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'I've been trying a new conditioner but I don't think it's doing my hair any justice.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'Well, this can hop it.' - Moses 'parting' abilities make his comb obsolete.

"I'd like a little more on the back and top, please"

A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.

"Oh! Now I get it!"

'Now I see what you mean. I really am losing my hair up there!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I think that you'll find...your toupee is on crooked.'

'I'll tell you one thing - it makes you look twenty years younger than the carpet in our living room.'

Hair Gaol (Jail).

Perfect Pierre Gets His...

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'Look -- Oog has invented the comb-over.'

Combs for the old.

"Hard hat? I don't need a hard hat. I've got hair spray."

"OK...maybe I shouldn't have pulled out all those gray hairs."

Mermaid brushing her hair

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"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

Fluff It Up. A hairdresser creates an amazing Afro.

'Damn, its going to be one of those days!'

"I love your hair - just not on your head."

'Then again, if it DID rain, my hair would get all frizzy.'

'Do you have anything for extra-dry hair?'

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Snortin' Coffee, Spritzin Rogaine.

Rapunzel being thrown dandruff shampoo.

Rapunzel caught in tower, with her hair and lots of dandruff.

'The hair growth formula works... now we need to sort out the dosage!'

'Your hair looks fine.' Debbie's lack of concentration, meant that her work was beginning to suffer.

Wordilly Durdillies - Hairobics

'Could you stay right there for a few minutes? I want to dry my hair.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"