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'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

The wool club for mammoths.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Where the Buffalo Comb

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

The Organic

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Square Cut

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Hairstyles

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'