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'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Man-icure & Pet-icure

The wool club for mammoths.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Where the Buffalo Comb

"Oh yeh! Well my dad's beard is bigger than your dad's!"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"Absolutely not!"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The Organic

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'More hair than brains.'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."