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Singeing Hair at Back of Head

"It must be love! He trimmed his beard!"

'It might be time to return you to the wild.'

"And I promise to never again clip my toenails when you're in the room!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So, how do you want it?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Missing my hair.

The barber

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'