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Singeing Hair at Back of Head

"It must be love! He trimmed his beard!"

'It might be time to return you to the wild.'

"And I promise to never again clip my toenails when you're in the room!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Missing my hair.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

The barber

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Twenty Blades Razor

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'