Self-grooming Enthusiast T-Shirts

I shave my own wool, but there's always one spot I can't reach.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

Haircuts

Surfing the daily stress

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Loofah Lady

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"So, how do you want it?"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

How to recover from a bad day

Shaving

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

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