Self-grooming Enthusiast Mugs

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Self help acupuncture

Haircuts

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Surfing the daily stress

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"Absolutely not!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

Mr Metrosexual.

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Loofah Lady

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

New Twenty Blades

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

How to recover from a bad day

Shaving