Personal Grooming Aficionado Mugs

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Dating is so expensive...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"So, how do you want it?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

My Life in Beards.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Twenty Blades Razor

Georgian head-dress

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

GURLERS

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "