Personal Grooming Aficionado Mugs

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Georgian head-dress

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Twenty Blades Razor

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

GURLERS

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

Time to trim the eyebrows!